So... You Want to Learn More?






You're curious. You know what they say about curiosity, and what it did to the cat... Nonetheless, you can't really remember why you're here, or what you planned on doing in this house. However, you look up to see a note pasted on the wall...
















The Poetry House of Horrors was a project for Neil's class at Sarah Lawrence, CLASS NAME!






You spot another note...
















I won't include an image of my face, for basic internet safety reasons. Also, if you have this website, you probably already know what I look like. But if I must take up that space in your brain, random internet stranger, try to imagine me as something like this. It is my favorite bird.

What an odd scientist...











Whatever... You spot a journal and open it up...






Goals of This Project

If you like this project, let me know!






You don't like this "project". Where even is this "Poetry House of Horrors"?








Brainstorming... Possible Ideas on How To Share Your Opinions On This Project

I'm so honored that you have opinons on this piece that you want to share! Please, don't hesitate to reach out to me! If you desire to do so, here is how you should do it:

  • Write how you feel on a small piece of paper in RED ink. It will not work if you use blue ink, so don't even try.
  • Say "Poetry House of Horrors" three times in the mirror, spin around, and I will appear behind you. You can then explain what emotions this piece evoked.
  • Literally just don't. Write a poem about this, and keep it to yourself.





  • Look At The Rest of the Lab